Ibiza
Coastal
Solutions
"Alex and Peter are going to get fired anyway. Might as well get fired somewhere warm."
The Setup
Two burned-out London salesmen, sick of pitching accounting software to corporate zombies in cities that make funeral homes look like Disneyland, hatch a plan: invent a fake client in Ibiza, trick their boss into sending them to the Mediterranean, and milk the expense account until reality catches up.
The fake client works. The boss buys it. The flights are booked.
Then a local crime lord discovers their little con — and makes them an offer they literally cannot refuse. Launder his money through their fake company, or he exposes everything.
Now they're processing millions in cartel cash through the same accounting software they were supposed to be selling.
Managing an increasingly suspicious boss back in London. Trying to survive a world where the cocktails come with strings attached and everyone — the criminals, the women, the driver — is playing a longer game than they are.
Ibiza Coastal Solutions is a darkly comic crime thriller about two idiots who wanted a holiday and got an education in how every cage upgrades.
Alon Levin
Alon Levin is a London-based tech executive who has spent enough years in boardrooms to know exactly how corporate bullshit works and enough summers in Ibiza to know how the other kind works too.
A former award-winning music producer turned entrepreneur with a stint at Meta on his CV, his work takes him around the world, where he diligently researches the local nightlife in the name of creative authenticity.
He decided the most productive use of all this experience was to write a novel about two idiots laundering money through accounting software. Ibiza Coastal Solutions is his first book.
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